Master of the Storms

A-ah...god damn, it almost hurts too much to talk...can't believe 'Siris did that to me.

(cue heavy coughing, followed by a quiet groan)

Kvasir...where are you?

Hey, Ra. I was a little...delayed...for a while, but that move I mentioned? I'm packing up this weekend. Found an apartment and all that good stuff. You still up to helping me out?

I think I'm moving to Texas. Much as I love the storm potential in New England, it's far too dull over here. But Texas? I'll have to find something close to Ft. Hood. I always liked that place...

Kassy. I'm coming over for New Years.

This is a few weeks late in the making, but I might as well get it out of the way now. This journal is no longer part of DDD, so kindly defriend Set~ It's still going to be active elsewhere, otherwise I wouldn't really care. Thank you ♥

Those fuckers set their Christmas shit up yesterday. Lights, plastic reindeers, inflatable...things...it looks like a pig but I suspect it might be Santa. And their house is blaring music. Sugary Christmas shit.

La la la, someone's gonna have fun blowing out transformers tonight!

Fuck this season.

Kvasir. I know you were in my house touching my shit. Don't ask how--I just do.

So, with that said.

Where the fuck is my brown round?

Mother fucking son of a god damned whore, I'm going to stab that bitch's face in with an unsharpened pencil.

I think I'm going to drown the mutt, too. The things it did with my body...

Kvasir, babe, you'll live to regret the bows.

Other than that-I'm back, bitches.

Naturally, I missed the best parts of that virus.  Figures Dionysus was behind an epidemic of happy.  Fucking fruit.  

...Holy shit, I'm out of booze.  God fucking damn it all.

I think I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Loki.  Pounding his face in should be worthwhile.

 What the fuck happened here?  I went on a bender and next thing you know, everyone's insane.  Guess I missed out on another virus.  I'm so heartbroken.

It's not even that interesting, either.  Hn.

I've learned two things.  Untamed and Uncut isn't a porno--I should have expected as much from something on Animal Planet, but you never know at this time of night.  And giraffes look like fucking pussies when they fight.  It's called a necking battle.  A necking battle.   

It's like they're swinging an orange around on a rope, only less impressive.  You can do some serious damage with oranges--and it doesn't leave bruises, either--but they don't pull it off well.

Fucking giraffes.

I'm watching Animal Planet at two in the morning.  Fuck, I should put the beer down...

Out of all the funny things that have ever happened to you, which experience still cracks you up?

That time when I tried to rape Horus was hilarious.  It was even better afterwards when he went running to Mommy and she cut off his hand.  I'm sure that was really comforting.

Yep.  Still cracking up.  It never fails.

10 Questions ★ in Character Meme

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Everything I said while affected by this fucking virus is null and void.  And I have four fucking days of no swearing to make up for.

Horus, I'm going to beat the shit out of your face next time I see you, which may be in the near future.  And which of you fucking Greeks fucked Kassy?  You may not be exempt from that threat.

Oh, for fuck's sake...he's crying again.  I can't deal with this.

Kvasir asked me to marry him! Never in my wildest dreams did I think this would happen...I'm just so flustered!

I don't think I've ever been so happy in my life ♥ 

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Why is he sending me these things?


 [ooc: Sorry for two posts in one day, but...I seriously couldn't wait XD  Anti-Set is fun.]

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.

2. Go to Google Images and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).

(The html for images is here.) < img src = " image url " / > (without spaces)

4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

I don't know who the neighbor's granddaughter fucked, but she's got a Ducati.  A Multistrada 1100.  I can't tell if it's an S class or not, but I will when I steal it.  

I wonder if there's a possibility that I could squeeze a good fuck in before I take it out for a spin....

Hey.  Al.  You did well with the drumstick.

 Fuck.  

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

I can't believe I broke it.

 Forecast says there's a chance of showers tonight.  I'm not sure about that...a thunderstorm would be better.  The neighbours set their pool up today, too.

If they hadn't bitched at me for breaking out the drumset so early this morning, I'd almost consider dropping the idea.  

A thunderstorm it is, then.  I bet I could hit the tree behind the pool without having to try.

Thank the fucking heavens, I'm free.  I think it's safe to say those were the most annoying four days of my life.  I've come to the conclusion that birds are all useless wastes of space.