Master of the Storms

[audio post]

2009-04-15T02:41:02Z

A-ah...god damn, it almost hurts too much to talk...can't believe 'Siris did that to me.

(cue heavy coughing, followed by a quiet groan)

Kvasir...where are you?

daze_n_dazzle @ 2009-01-16T19:18:00

2009-01-17T00:20:03Z

Hey, Ra. I was a little...delayed...for a while, but that move I mentioned? I'm packing up this weekend. Found an apartment and all that good stuff. You still up to helping me out?

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-12-30T10:44:00

2008-12-30T18:44:42Z

I think I'm moving to Texas. Much as I love the storm potential in New England, it's far too dull over here. But Texas? I'll have to find something close to Ft. Hood. I always liked that place...

Kassy. I'm coming over for New Years.

OOC

2008-12-27T23:04:24Z

This is a few weeks late in the making, but I might as well get it out of the way now. This journal is no longer part of DDD, so kindly defriend Set~ It's still going to be active elsewhere, otherwise I wouldn't really care. Thank you ♥

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-11-30T08:21:00

2008-11-30T16:21:04Z

Those fuckers set their Christmas shit up yesterday. Lights, plastic reindeers, inflatable...things...it looks like a pig but I suspect it might be Santa. And their house is blaring music. Sugary Christmas shit.

La la la, someone's gonna have fun blowing out transformers tonight!

Fuck this season.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-11-16T15:03:00

2008-11-16T20:04:45Z

Kvasir. I know you were in my house touching my shit. Don't ask how--I just do.

So, with that said.

Where the fuck is my brown round?

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-09-09T16:43:00

2008-09-09T23:43:06Z

Mother fucking son of a god damned whore, I'm going to stab that bitch's face in with an unsharpened pencil.

I think I'm going to drown the mutt, too. The things it did with my body...

Kvasir, babe, you'll live to regret the bows.

Other than that-I'm back, bitches.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-06-22T21:41:00

2008-06-23T04:44:12Z

Naturally, I missed the best parts of that virus. Figures Dionysus was behind an epidemic of happy. ~~Fucking fruit.~~

...Holy shit, I'm out of booze. God fucking damn it all.

I think I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Loki. Pounding his face in should be worthwhile.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-06-19T21:56:00

2008-06-20T05:01:21Z

What the fuck happened here? I went on a bender and next thing you know, everyone's insane. Guess I missed out on another virus. I'm so heartbroken.

It's not even that interesting, either. Hn.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-06-11T01:46:00

2008-06-11T08:52:33Z

I've learned two things. Untamed and Uncut isn't a porno--I should have expected as much from something on Animal Planet, but you never know at this time of night. And giraffes look like fucking pussies when they fight. It's called a necking battle. A necking battle.

It's like they're swinging an orange around on a rope, only less impressive. You can do some serious damage with oranges--and it doesn't leave bruises, either--but they don't pull it off well.

Fucking giraffes.

~~I'm watching Animal Planet at two in the morning. Fuck, I should put the beer down...~~

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-06-04T21:32:00

2008-06-05T04:38:28Z

Out of all the funny things that have ever happened to you, which experience still cracks you up?

That time when I tried to rape Horus was hilarious. It was even better afterwards when he went running to Mommy and she cut off his hand. I'm sure that was really comforting.

Yep. Still cracking up. It never fails.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-06-02T14:44:00

2008-06-02T21:45:34Z

10 Questions ★ in Character Meme

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-05-28T14:47:00

2008-05-28T22:00:14Z

...

Everything I said while affected by this fucking virus is null and void. ~~And I have four fucking days of no swearing to make up for.~~

Horus, I'm going to beat the shit out of your face next time I see you, which may be in the near future. And which of you fucking Greeks fucked Kassy? You may not be exempt from that threat.

Oh, for fuck's sake...he's crying again. I can't deal with this.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-05-26T17:16:00

2008-05-27T00:29:05Z

Kvasir asked me to marry him! Never in my wildest dreams did I think this would happen...I'm just so flustered!

I don't think I've ever been so happy in my life ♥

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-05-24T23:16:00

2008-05-25T06:21:07Z

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Why is he sending me these things?

H-he's a pervert. And he won't leave me alone!

[ooc: Sorry for two posts in one day, but...I seriously couldn't wait XD Anti-Set is fun.]

Why The Fuck Not?

2008-05-24T20:44:10Z

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.

2. Go to Google Images and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).

(The html for images is here.) < img src = " image url " / > (without spaces)

4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-05-19T20:01:00

2008-05-20T03:21:11Z

I don't know who the neighbor's granddaughter fucked, but she's got a Ducati. A Multistrada 1100. I can't tell if it's an S class or not, but I will when I steal it.

I wonder if there's a possibility that I could squeeze a good fuck in before I take it out for a spin....

Hey. Al. You did well with the drumstick.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-05-08T20:57:00

2008-05-09T04:00:23Z

Fuck.

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

I can't believe I broke it.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-05-03T21:34:00

2008-05-04T04:40:51Z

Forecast says there's a chance of showers tonight. I'm not sure about that...a thunderstorm would be better. The neighbours set their pool up today, too.

If they hadn't bitched at me for breaking out the drumset so early this morning, I'd almost consider dropping the idea.

A thunderstorm it is, then. I bet I could hit the tree behind the pool without having to try.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-04-15T14:33:00

2008-04-15T21:49:17Z

Thank the fucking heavens, I'm free. I think it's safe to say those were the most annoying four days of my life. I've come to the conclusion that birds are all useless wastes of space.

On another note...the kittens are about a month old by now. The ginger's not a troublemaker so much as it is a dumbass.

They can't all be geniuses.

[RL with Max--Jumping off a cliff]

2008-04-11T23:54:33Z

There was a reason Set didn't like kids. They were all annoying little punk-ass brats that deserved to be fed to sharks, this one moreso than usual. And she had a boy's name.

At least jumping off a cliff stood a chance of shutting Max up. She seemed to be all talk, and actually hurtling towards the ground--rather, ocean; it jutted out over a particularly choppy part of the beach--at high speeds usually worked wonders with silencing people.

He took another swig from the bottle if beer that had been carted along as the incline changed. Getting to the top would take only a few minutes, and he pointedly ignored the girl attached to his wrist via riot cuff the entire time.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-04-10T21:04:00

2008-04-11T04:10:05Z

It seems my fridge contains only ketchup and beer. Fun as beer for lunch was, I don't think I wanna repeat that quite yet.

Kvasir. M'coming over.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-03-26T23:38:00

2008-03-27T06:41:20Z

I'm fucking bored, and that's the only excuse I have for this shit. Some of it makes sense, while most doesn't. Can't expect anything phenomenal from random clicking, though.

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put this on your journal.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
“Crazy Train”—Ozzy Osbourne

2. How would you describe yourself?
“Crazy Bitch”—Buckcherry

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
“Sweet Child of Mine”—Guns ‘n’ Roses

4. How do you feel today?
“Psycho”—Puddle of Mudd

5. What is your life's purpose?
“Rebel Yell”—Billy Idol

6. What is your motto?
“Istanbul (Not Constantinople)”—They Might Be Giants

7. What do your friends think of you?
“Kingdom For A Heart”—Sonata Arcata

8. What do you think of your parents?
“Twilight Zone”—Golden Earring

9. What do you think about very often?
“Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo”—Tracy Byrd

10. What is 2 + 2?
“Angel In The Centerfold”—J. Geils Band

11. What do you think of your best friend?
“Hanging By A Moment”—Lifehouse

12. What do you think of the person you like?
“I Want Love”—Akira Ymaoka

13. What is your life story?
“Walk This Way”—Run DMC and Aerosmith

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
“Bang Your Head (Mental Health)”—Quiet Riot

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
“Beer For My Horses”—Toby Keith

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
“Hot Hot Hot”—Buster Pointdexter

17. What will they play at your funeral?

“Joy To The World”—Three Dog Night

18. What is your hobby/interest?
“Rebirth”—Angra

19. What is your biggest fear?
“White Wedding”—Billy Idol

20. What is your biggest secret?
“I Come From A Land Down Under”—Men At Work

21. What do you think of your friends?
“Ballroom Blitz”—AC/DC

22. What will you post this as?
“St. Elmo’s Fire”—John Parr

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-03-19T15:41:00

2008-03-19T23:01:02Z

Sudi had kittens. I had no fucking idea she was pregnant, so it was a little surprising to find balls of fuzz under my bathroom counter. ~~They're kind of cute~~. I don't really know how she got into my house, either, but she's always been a resourceful little bugger.

There're four of them. I'm keeping an eye on the runt of the litter, but I've seen cats smaller than it survive so I'm not too worried. One's a ginger. It's going to be a troublemaker once it's a little older, I'm sure.

daze_n_dazzle @ 2008-03-11T15:24:00

2008-03-11T22:26:06Z

Abilities:
            + As the god of storms, he can control the weather to a certain extent (mainly sticks to making large storms larger) and create small weather anomalies, such as personal rainclouds.
            + Chaos tends to unfold around Set, regardless of where he is or what’s going on. He doesn’t have to exert any force for it to happen, it just does. This fails to work over the internet, though, something he wishes to fix.
            + Is a fierce warrior and can grant infinite protection onto those who deserve it—for the most part, they’re soldiers. He only does this if he works alongside the man he feels deserves such protection, though.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/slash/etc?:
Yes to all three. It’ll piss him off something fierce, but that’s always fun! As for slash, Set typically prefers women (typically being four out of five times, and yes, Kassy counts as a chick), but he’ll make an exception if they’ve got a pretty face or if he has no control over his actions.

Maim/Murder/Death:
I’m going to have to say no to death, if only because of the fact that Osiris probably wouldn’t allow him to come back to life if he ever died. Loving family, no? But maiming is cool with permission.

Kissing/Hugging/Badtouch:
Set’s the original badtoucher. There’s nothing you can do to molest him, unless you’re a blonde haired, blue eyes woman with large cans. He hates blonde women because “they’re a dime a dozen”. Mind you, hugging will get you groped and kissing will have you bent over whatever surface is available at that particular moment, so proceed with caution.

Easiest way to get on his/her good side:
Set operates by acting like an impudent bitch in order to get a rise out of people—if they don’t take the bait, he calms down and is actually capable of decent conversations. That’s an important first step to getting on his good side. Past that, it’s not hard to stay there. He doesn’t usually hold grudges, surprisingly enough, as he’s embraced the fact that mortals are only around for a minute or so and staying angry at them for things they can’t help but do is foolish.

Easiest way to get on his/her bad side:
Call him Seth, refer to his demonization, make some sort of crack about Ra being anything less than the be all and end all of awesome, side with Horus…so on and so forth. Being Horus is pretty much a horrific crime, as far as he’s concerned. He dislikes Nepthys something fierce, too, because she cheated on him with Osiris—the only reason he doesn’t hate him even more for that is because he finds it hilarious that the almighty pharaoh was practically raped by his sister.